Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Gonna Need A Bigger Death Star

Team Duckgirl took out the Death Star that is La Machine. Not only that but she slapped me around some more by picking up and starting the clearly-injured Chris Cooley. What did the five fingers say to my face?

To top it off I was torn with a lineup decision and sat Chris Johnson in favor of Ray Rice.

And of course it was a pain in the ass having to explain the loss to Palpatine...

Up next is Wild Card (bitches!), People's Champion, and whatever else Renal Failure's ego is calling itself these days. But he is 9-0, has a scoring machine for a team, and I'm without my Death Star.

That's why I'm taking a trip this week in search of my new secret weapon...

Why India you ask? Because Renal Failure thinks tossing bears into outer space is the shiznit as the kids like to say these days and India is the only place to find a counter to his gameplan.

Trying throwing the Bearataur into space!


Anonymous said...

What did the five fingers say to my face?

S.L.A.P! heheh

LOBO said...

I want one of those!

LOBO said...

I maen a "BEARATAUR."

(Not the five-fingered lecture thing.)

renalfailure said...

Whoa! Who gave the Bearataur a weapon? Why would someone do that? That's just asking for trouble.

Tag Larkin once fucked a Bearataur. Or a German woman.

Allison said...

I just want to say that after getting bitch-slapped around here for my total failure three weeks ago, I knocked out two of top dogs.


Anonymous said...

Okay, so what are we supposed to bow to you now, Allison? Is that what you're saying? Huh? I don't think so. ;)

renalfailure said...

Feels good, don't it?

Now all you need is to beat the People's Champ in Week 13 and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete.