Saturday, October 17, 2009

Cloudy with a chance of Multi-Headed Unholy Monstrosities of Nature!

The Macho Fantasy Football Donkey Wrestler and Noble Laureate of the HBFFL, Renal Failure (5-0), would like to take this opportunity to announce the approval of the biggest trade in league history between ourselves and The Ramblers.

(To my knowledge, there was only one other trade ever in the HBFFL, last season Renal Failure traded Chad Pennington to the GooglyEyed Goons for Ben Rothlisberger, or was it the other way around?)

The Ramblers get RB Steve Slaton, WR Jerricho Cotchery, and RB Tim Hightower.

Renal Failure (Wild Card, bitches!) get RB Stephen Jackson, WR Chad Ochocinco, and RB Derrick Ward.

So for those who are not in our league but want to play along at home, the People's Champion Renal Failure now commands this dangerous multi-headed Hydra of The People:

Philip Rivers, Eli Manning

RB: Maurice Jones-Drew, Pierre Thomas, Stephen Jackson, Derrick Ward

WR: Hines Ward, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Chad Ochocinco, Jeremy Maclin, Percy Harvin

TE: Dallas Clark, Todd Heap

K: Nate Kaeding, Neil Rackers

DEF: Philadelphia Eagles

The Duke of New York is not only A-Number-One but looks to stay that way.

But legend says Hercules slew the Hydra. Who will rise and be the Hercules of the HBFFL? Will the Bald Spots be the Kevin Sorbo of Week 6? The Steve Reeves? The Lou Ferrigno?

Yeah... he just threw a bear into outer space. You have to go to great lengths to stand a chance against Renal Failure.


Unfinished Rambler said...

Week 8, bitches. Week 8. ;) Mark it on your calendar.

Chris C said...

I didn't look at that video until now. Wow! lol frigging hilarious! Did he throw him into the Ursa Major constellation?

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