Wednesday, August 26, 2009

HBFFL Looking For One More Owner

The HBFFL is looking for one more owner for our fantasy league for the 2009 season. If you are a humor blogger and are interested in joining you can check out all the info on my post at Angry Seafood.

If you are not a humor blogger and would like to join we are interested. The only issue that might arise is if a humor blogger asks to join before you. They would get first shot at joining because we are a humor bloggers league after all.

[ and might not be into fantasy football but they do have funny and interesting blogs you will want to check out.]

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sex Change After 14 Years of Marriage?

OMG? Am I writing a blog? When did I turn into Leigh (from leighonline)?

Last year, Leigh got dragged into the Humor Bloggers Football league and does not know a thing about football...hell, or sports in general. Shopping at the mall when it is busy is the most competitive thing Leigh does. So, I hid in the closet under the name Fantasy Virgin in 2008 and destroyed the competition.

This year, I have decided to play the game without masquerading as my wife, and Chris (angry seafood) gave me a link so I can blog. (First sign that I have turned into Leigh).

As a profession, I have been selling drugs for over the last 10 years. I am currently selling chemotherapy in our oncology division. However, an opportunity to work in the plastic surgery/aesthetic arena has opened up. The topic of conversation at the casa is no longer about the kids, or the drunk neighbors, it's about face wrinkles. WTF, we are watching TV and I'm commenting on how crappy movie stars look. I'm getting excited for the next Botox party! (2nd sign)

I shopped at WalMart today (w/o any other family members). Leigh has spent so much time at WalMart, that the greeter sends her a Christmas Card. In the past, I have begged her to shop anywhere else. So when my kids helped me unload groceries, they almost had a heart attack that I had WalMart bags in the car. (3rd sign).

Pretty soon I will be making order out of chaos (Leigh's personal motto), going to ladies night out, and hosting bunko.

And I'm still gonna kick all your asses this year in Fantasy Football, bitches.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Nation of Predation

Predator Press


He only tells you all this sciency stuff ta make you skeert!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Eagles Announce New Stadium Theme

Along with the signing of quarterback Michael Vick Thursday, The Philadelphia Eagles announced their new stadium theme for 2009: "Who Let The Dogs Out".

In the same press conference, the team also announced some promotions for the upcoming season.

At the first home game, week two versus the New Orleans Saints will be Michael Vick Night and the first 5,000 fans through the turnstiles will receive a complimentary DoggieLoveDoll, courtesy of Petsmelling.

The first 5,000 fans in attendance at Week Five's home game versus Tampa Bay will receive an autographed copy of Michael Vick's new book Dogfighting for Dummies.

Should be an exciting year for Philadelphia Eagles fans with all the free giveaways.