Purple Drank Will Disappoint a Basement Dweller

Another week another pwning. It was not a pretty result for Joe's Bourbon Blasters.

Now my top-scoring squad Purple Drank faces one of the basement dwellers in Week Seven: Multiple Scoregasms.

I hear ya Admiral. We are talking about an 0-6 team itching, hungry even for their first-ever win in the HBFFL. Multiple Scoregasms would serve Ackbar as sushi if it meant getting off the schneid at my team's expense.

But since Multiple Scoregasms is a new owner this year I will spare him the agony of winning a game. Instead I offer my usual warning about what it means to face Purple Drank...

Bad news!