Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Biggest Blowout

So here we are heading into Week 6 of the NFL and, more importantly, into the 6th week in the land of football make-believe with that motley crew of rejects who call themselves managers of teams in the Humor Bloggers Fantasy Football League.

It's been an interesting first five weeks. Let me recap. The nonames (clever name, eh?) are 3-2-0. Now don't let that mediocre score fool you. In five weeks the nonames have moved from 9th to 4th position, trailing Bourbon Blasters, Predator Press and Purple Drank all at 4-1-0.

But I'm confident the nonames will continue to move forward. After all slow and steady wins the race, football championships and sexual partners.

Anyway, the nonames have already kicked some serious butt in the stats department. They've won the largest margin of victory in a single week category. They're atop the most kicking points in a single week category. And they lead the best single week (474) and best season average (1748) in receiving yards. They also lead the least rushing yards category, but we're not gonna go there.

Now for the largest margin of victory the nonames received the "Biggest Blowout" award. I know. Sounds great, eh. Not to be confused with the blowout that occurs on Canada's Thanksgiving weekend. But, hey, I didn't win this award just this weekend. I won it last weekend too! And here's how I shared the news with my Facebook fans:

Two weeks in a row! And I did it without Correctol 50 Plus!

Win with the highest margin of victory

And not to put too fine a point on it but here's how I did it and who I did it to:

In Week 4: nonames 151 - Bald Spots 85 ... a blowout of 66 points.

In Week 5: nonames 103 - Multiple Scorgasms 66 ... a blowout of 37 points.

So BB, PP and PD watch out. I'm coming for you. And I'm loading up on Correctol 50 Plus. So, beware because our blowout could be messy.

I don't know what this means but it had the word "blowout" in it

and I really liked the picture.


LOBO said...

-Not to mention the word "Brazilian!"

nonamedufus said...

Yeah, that kinda drew me in but I wasn't going to admit to it.

Chris C said...

Don't sing it bring it! :)

nonamedufus said...

Hey, Chris, just you wait. I'll beat you so bag you'll turn purple. Oh, wait a minute, you already are.

nonamedufus said...

...or maybe I'll just beat you so bad...your choice bag or bad.

LOBO said...

I've seen pics of Chris.

Can we put that to a vote?