Fact: the only 3-0 team from the HBFFL last season (La Machine) made the playoffs.
Fact: this season two teams are 3-0.
DuckGirl, DefChamps, and McGoats... one of you isn't making the playoffs if the tea leaves and chicken bones are correct (and one of you will meet a dark handsome man in the next three months).
But what truly gives us the Duke of New York title is that Renal Failure is now the highest scoring team in the league (331 points for the People), giving us the tiebreaker edge over fellow 3-0 team What the Canuck? And that makes us... A-NUMBER-ONE!
But grand times like this can be fleeting for the Duke, who is also the Wild Card, so the People's Champion is going to enjoy this while he can, before Team DuckGirl tries her luck against the Macho Fantasy Football Donkey Wrestler in Week 4. All we can say for sure is if Renal Failure wins, we will add yet another title to our list of self-aggrandizing accolades.
---Renal Failure is the blog of wild fabrications and outright lies. We can still go 3-11, because that would totally be a Wild Card thing to do.