Macho Fantasy Football Donkey Wrestler

We're sure last week some of you were skeptical of The People's Champion's claim that we were the Wild Card (bitches!) of the HBFFL. But after Week 2, there is no reason to doubt the unpredictability of the now 2-0 Renal Failure.

Because who saw Philip Rivers having a 400+ yard passing day against the mega-defense of the Baltimore Ravens? Who saw Rivers putting up more points than both my starting wide receivers, running backs, defense and kicker combined (39 to 36)? And who saw both Rivers and TE Dallas Clark scoring more points than the entire Ramblers Predator Press starting lineup (66 to 62)?

(Correction: I had Ramblers on the brain instead of my actual opponent for the week Predator Press, probably because of Dallas Clark's performance this week causing flashbacks to last season when the Rambler-owned Clark ruined my season. But we've seen to it he won't be doing that again!)

If you answered "Yeah, I saw that" to any of those questions, you're a worse liar than we are. And Renal Failure is the blog of wild fabrications and outright lies.

And just to solidify how unpredictable Renal Failure is, we will now present this post translated into Japanese back into English back to Japanese back to English back to Japanese and back to English, courtesy of Translation Party...

We last week, many of the claims of some people's champion was a wild card (complaints are skeptical!) HBFFL has confirmed that. However, the two are not expected in 2-0 weeks is reason to doubt renal failure.

Per day more than 400 megabytes per day, you Borutimoareibunzu Yadofirippu the defense, either saw the river? Two rivers one of my counsel, kicker (39-36), than anyone else in the starting wide receiver, running back up the point of going to see more? TE Dallas Clark and two of two rivers, the entire line-up (66-62), or, or real, or at least, what I saw the start of the game?

The answers to these questions is either a bad liar Jesus. In addition, renal failure, manufactures, is a blatant lie wild blog.

---Renal Failure is the People's Champion, Wild Card (bitches!), and Macho Fantasy Football Donkey Wrestler of the Humor Bloggers Fantasy Football League. Renal Failure has fear? A thousand times no! For soon the Super Karate Monkey Death Car will park in his space!