While I could pick on Joe O's choice of Brian Hartline (5 fantasy points) over Percy Harvin (27 fantasy points, read them and weep, Texas cowboy) this week, I won't. Instead I have to single out one particular owner's QB choice. The owner is Renal Failure; his choice at QB, Robert Griffin III, who had an abysmal four fantasy points.
And who did RF leave on the bench?
Tom Fucking Brady, with 21 fantasy points, that's who.
So instead of winning 81-76 over Chris Cameron's Purple Drank squad, RF's squad lost 76-64. I admit RGIII has been looking good, but after Brady rolled last week with 40 fantasy points, I don't see how one could bench him. Not to mention that Brady is an elite quarterback and RGIII, as a rookie QB, is nowhere near that status.
Also if RF had played Brady and won, it would have been adding insult to injury because Chris is a huge Pats fan.
It would have been like:
and at the hands of Tom Fucking Brady. Take that, biotch!"
Alas, because of RF's piss-poor QB decision-making, it wasn't to be.
The lesson here: Always play Tom Fucking Brady, no questions.
2 comments:
I'm sure if I had started Brady he would have snapped his ACL again.
I doubt it, dude. :)
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