Well, Purple Drank took his winning streak to Canada in Week 7 and encountered a cold front in the form of the over-achieving nonames. Over-achieving 4 weeks in a row according to Yahoo Sports. And he's come away with the largest margin of victory in the league 2 weeks in a row now thanks to a 110-81 crushing defeat over drunk Purple Drank. I told you not to drink the Kool-Aid, Drank.
Did I say cold front?
The nonames win comes in spite of the fact Purple Drank owns Chris Johnson who racked up 38 fantasy points this week. But that was PD's only big performer.
The big guns for nonames, apart from that guy in the picture, were Aaron Rodgers (no surprise there) with 34 points, Victor "I got it, I got it" Cruz with 26 and Sebastian Janikowski who booted 14 points our way. A.J. Green was a big disappointment this week cobbling together a measly 6 points.
Personally I think Drank's loss was due to too much time spent staring at that picture of Winona Ryder's eyes.
And as The Band used to sing:
Acadian driftwood, gypsy tail wind
They call my home the land of snow
Canadian cold front movin' in
What a way to ride, oh, what a way to go
Who knew The Band were Packer fans.
3 comments:
You drank him all right.
Or wait you didn't drink it...
Or was he intoxicated?
Wait, I'm confused now. ;)
You're confused? Think how Purple Drank feels.
Yes, my luck ran out last week. But at least I'm not talking about myself in the third person.
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