Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I got 145 problems but a Canuck ain't one


That's what 145 points tastes like when you only have 118...

Is there anyone left out there who doubts Renal Failure?

The Wild Card (bitches!) is going to the HBFFL Championships to face La Machine. The People's Champion vs. The Commissioner.

We'll do our review now since we've got computer issues that will keep us from doing our usual late week post. Besides, Chris probably has a post in the works with lots of graphics of Bearataurs humping Daleks and giving birth to Death Stars full of Sith spiders and we don't want to follow that.

So let's look at the trends...

FACT: In 2008, the team that finished first in the regular season and scored the most points went on to win the championship (Fantasy Virgin a.k.a. Defending Champions). Renal Failure finished first and scored the most points in 2009.

FACT:
La Machine is 0-1 in HBFFL championship games.

FACT:
Renal Failure is now 3-0 this season in avenging prior losses (even if two of those losses were grudges from last season). La Machine ended our nine-game winning streak in Week 10 and has not yet tasted retribution for that.

In the final days of the 2009 HBFFL season The People's Champion is one win away from being an Actual Champion. The countdown is on...


This is the greatest song ever created and you are wrong to think otherwise...

Do you hear that? It's not sleigh bells. It's the People chanting Renal Failure's name. And they want a HBFFL Championship sitting by the Festivus Pole.

---To paraphrase the late great Ol' Dirty Bastard: Renal Failure is for the children.

4 comments:

Defending Champion said...

Nice run RF...but your lack of a bench is going to haunt you for the finals. Rivers must have a big game for you against the Titans.

renalfailure said...

I thought lack of bench is supposed to haunt you during the regular season because of bye weeks.

You dance with the ones who brought you to the party.

Chris C said...

"Besides, Chris probably has a post in the works with lots of graphics of Bearataurs humping Daleks and giving birth to Death Stars full of Sith spiders and we don't want to follow that."

Damn you how the hell did you know those were the exact pictures I was going to use? Great, now I need another angle.

And it took me like 2 hours to get the bearataur to really look like it was dry humping a Dalek.

Chris C said...

Originally I thought that RF should not be concerned with the lack of a bench. But I see a couple of areas that could be troublesome if they do not play out in his favor.