Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!

This week I'm in a trash talking mood. I don't know why, but I am...

...on Facebook are the Phillies fans who are talking trash about my Yankees, so I can't stay silent.

Here, it's Renal Failure, who despite his "League Blast" over on Yahoo Fantasy Football being "Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to beat every team you meet," is anything but polite...and I quote from his latest post:

...the People demand bloody retribution.

and then this:

But you're not from where Renal Failure's from. Because if you were, you'd be fucking dead.

And finally this, in comparison mild invective but still an invective nonetheless:

You take the People's Champion lightly and we'll eat your sandwich. WE EAT IT UP!

I don't know, but where I'm from, "you'd be fucking dead" doesn't rate as "polite."

He also quotes Ric Flair To be The Man, you've got to be The Man.

In response, I'd just like to remind him of this:



The Man can be beaten.

And this time, there will be no "I'm sorry I love you" when I place the Sweet Chin Music on you, Mr. Renal Failure.

Oh, and a couple of things:

1. You're no Ric Flair yet, by the way. He won 16...let's see, you've won how many titles? None.
2. If you're going to paraphrase that quote: "Be polite, be efficient..." then you need to be The Sniper, not The Scout, as you put in your earlier post.

At least, I know who am I. I'm The Sniper and The Heartbreak Kid, all rolled up into one, and bringing a major can of whoop ass to you, Renal Failure...politely, of course, but still bringing it.




And if you look closely at the :27 second mark. You're already X'd out. I've already waved goodbye to your head, wanker.