I say "coached" because Allison didn't field a team against me. She conveniently forgot to play her quarterback, running back AND wide receiver.
"Uh, yeah, great job, coach. You're doing a wonderful job this year. I have no idea why I threw my helmet last night."
With Matt Hasselbeck, Mike Sims-Walker and Kevin Smith on byes, she didn't play...er...Tony Romo, D'Angelo Williams or Lavernaues Coles to replace the previous week's lineup, OR bring up the Dallas D and John Carney from the bench. If she had, this would have been a repeat performance of last week's Tuesday Morning QB with me getting spanked again by a girl.
If I had known what she was going to do, I only would have played Aaron Rodgers. He alone would have outscored her entire...ahem...team.
I just hope this isn't a harbinger of what is to come for you, Duck Girl.
"Damn you, ducks, damn you."