Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Tuesday Morning QB: The Walking Wounded

So what is it I/you would have done differently with my/you fantasy football team this past week if only I/you had had a crystal ball before this past weekend's games?

Um, duh!

We wouldn't have played the following players who became injured (including one who is out for the season) and would have looked for a replacement on the waiver wire or on our benches:

2011 Michael Vick
2010 Philadelphia Eagles Schedule - DeSean Jackson
#23 Arian Foster
2011 Jamaal Charles
Perfect Stranger 002 - Braylon Edwards.jpg

The last one, out of uniform and looking like a pimp daddy, is Braylon Edwards, who now plays for the San Francisco 49ers. I doubt the others need any introduction, and I know (hell to the no, sung to this song) that I don't need those first two introduced to me since they were the main reason I went down to defeat to rookie (and Canadian, no less -- turning my head to spit and then actually doing it) manager nonames by a tune of 127-92.

As if that wasn't bad enough, he had to use Jackson's teammate...this guy...


Of course, he's wearing a different uniform than he did in his college days, but this was the only photo labeled for reuse that I could find online that didn't have copyright restrictions. I'm not even going to bother to spit out his name, since I did my share of spitting earlier in this post. Instead, I'll let nonames chant his name in the comments like some warriors in a Mel Gibson movie since I already hear that abominable name ringing in my ears...

...they fought like Canadians and won their first game in the HBFFL.

From top to bottom, photos from Flickr, courtesy of: Hawk Eyes, RMTip21, The Brit_2, Hawk Eyes (again), Benjamin Chodroff and Wunderlich Photography.

So if you had that crystal ball, what would you have done differently this past weekend on YOUR fantasy football team?


nonamedufus said...

You really should get a doctor to take a look at that saliva problem. Nasty. Too bad about - what's his name, Vick?

nonamedufus said...

Oh, by the way, you played the nonames last week. Godufus is my team in the FTWL.

unfinished person said...

You have too many names. Sheesh. ;)

unfinishedperson said...

I think if you look again, I said "nonames." :)