Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Your Fantasy Team Sucks When


Inspired by my defending championship team in the SFFOL, a 14-teamer. I'm 1-7.

You know your fantasy team sucks when...

It’s Week Eight and you are looking at Mark Sanchez and Jon Kitna on the waiver wire because your other quarterbacks are Kevin Kolb and Shaun Hill.

You contemplate re-naming your team to "The Red Shirts"

You are counting down the days to the start of fantasy baseball season.

You picked a rookie running back in the second round of the draft.

You look forward to beating another team for the sole reason it will fuck up their playoff chances.

Other owners refer to you as the “easy win”.

Your girlfriend’s team is better than yours and she picked players based on their cuteness.

Other owners don’t bother to substitute bye-week players in their lineups when they play you.

The Carolina Panthers are outscoring them.

You win a game and other owners suggest you should change your name to the Blind Squirrels.



So your turn...you know your fantasy team sucks when...


10 comments:

LOBO said...

First of all, Kitna really impressed me -he's like a younger Ben Roethlisberger, minus the wake of victims and psychotherapy.

So that means the Preds suck? Yeah. But you all could cut me some slack in the "Points Against" category. I've endured 200 more than Canuck!

-I'm probably lucky to be 3-5 ... :)

renalfailure said...

You know your fantasy team sucks when you're hoping Christopher Ivory and Derrick Ward have break-out games, like my 2-6 team is in the SFFOL.

And Chris knows in that league I've got more QB's than I know what to do with (Brees, Brady, Garrard). I know one of them would look good on your roster, just like how Mendenhall would look good on mine.

LOBO said...

Is Fitzpatrick available? I was once on the verge of dropping Vick for him ...

LOBO said...

I know that sounds laughable, but if you think about it Vick has put up what -a hundred points so far this year? That's negative points on my roster as far as I'm concerned.

I'm glad I didn't however. Ben Roethlis has been pretty mediocre ...

Unfinished Rambler said...

Sorry, but I'm not understanding this post this season at all in either one of the leagues I'm in. Hmmmm. ;)

LOBO said...

lol UR ... laugh it up with your 17 point KICKER. Holy crap! :)

Unfinished Rambler said...

Hey, I know my kickers, dude.

renalfailure said...

Traditionally it's been my teams who win with kickers and defense... this proves how off things are this season for The People's Champion.

LOBO said...

Here's a weird example: When the talking heads name one of your starters a nice "sleeper" this week.

-The first feeling is "cool, he should perform well." But then you think "What do you mean sleeper?!"

Chris C said...

He means sleeper agent like Manchurian Candidate.

But the original Frank Sinatra version of course. Not the lame remake.