Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Your Fantasy Team Sucks When
Inspired by my defending championship team in the SFFOL, a 14-teamer. I'm 1-7.
You know your fantasy team sucks when...
It’s Week Eight and you are looking at Mark Sanchez and Jon Kitna on the waiver wire because your other quarterbacks are Kevin Kolb and Shaun Hill.
You contemplate re-naming your team to "The Red Shirts"
You are counting down the days to the start of fantasy baseball season.
You picked a rookie running back in the second round of the draft.
You look forward to beating another team for the sole reason it will fuck up their playoff chances.
Other owners refer to you as the “easy win”.
Your girlfriend’s team is better than yours and she picked players based on their cuteness.
Other owners don’t bother to substitute bye-week players in their lineups when they play you.
The Carolina Panthers are outscoring them.
You win a game and other owners suggest you should change your name to the Blind Squirrels.
So your turn...you know your fantasy team sucks when...