Showing posts with label finnish inquisition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label finnish inquisition. Show all posts
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Unconfirmed Report: Chicago Bears Decide Against LOBO as Replacement Quarterback
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Millions and millions of people are always asking me every day, "LOBO, why didn’t you –the chiseled physical phenomenon- step in for the injured Jay Cutler and quarterback for the Chicago Bears?"
Predator Press prepares for the Finnish Inquisition
Well I’m glad you asked me that.
You see the truth is that I did go and try out. But Lovie Smith decided I was too good, and that it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the NFL.
Well that’s what I think he said -it was really hard to hear with Matt Forte bitching that I was hoggin all the touchdowns, and Johnny Knox's incessant complaining that I was passing only to myself.
-And don’t get me started on that pansy Urlacher: "Ouch! You’re hitting me too hard! Wah!"
[LOBO]Millions and millions of people are always asking me every day, "LOBO, why didn’t you –the chiseled physical phenomenon- step in for the injured Jay Cutler and quarterback for the Chicago Bears?"
Well I’m glad you asked me that.
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Well that’s what I think he said -it was really hard to hear with Matt Forte bitching that I was hoggin all the touchdowns, and Johnny Knox's incessant complaining that I was passing only to myself.
-And don’t get me started on that pansy Urlacher: "Ouch! You’re hitting me too hard! Wah!"
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Purple Drank Will Finnish the Unfinished
I've got an extra special secret weapon for The Unfinished One this week. And "Finnish" is not a typo. But more on that in a bit...
Nonames talked the talk and walked the walk, beating me last week 95-83. But you would have thought he won the championship by the way he enjoyed the victory:
(Side note: Kyle Oseph is available on the waiver wire.)
So this week I face Unfinished Person of Interest. Yeah he is 4-5 but none the less I have pulled out a secret weapon unlike any other I have used in the past...
That's right. I am sending the Finnish Inquisition to taunt Unfinished Whatever into submission. Frankly, I have no idea why they are in scuba gear. Finnish people are weird.
Nonames talked the talk and walked the walk, beating me last week 95-83. But you would have thought he won the championship by the way he enjoyed the victory:
"So the nonames slipped past Mr. Musta Drank the Purple Kool-Aid into third place and my nemesis PD - what? can't be - slipped to fourth."Next thing you know nonames will be requesting Nickelback play the halftime show at the HBFFL Humor Bowl 2012.
(Side note: Kyle Oseph is available on the waiver wire.)
So this week I face Unfinished Person of Interest. Yeah he is 4-5 but none the less I have pulled out a secret weapon unlike any other I have used in the past...
That's right. I am sending the Finnish Inquisition to taunt Unfinished Whatever into submission. Frankly, I have no idea why they are in scuba gear. Finnish people are weird.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Cash-Strapped 2010 Preds Pressed to Barely Tolerate Additional Sponsors
Predator Press
"We will make coffee metal.
-We will make everything metal."
*footthingy: Soooooo jazzed we have another team manager that is a Metalocalypse fan, I wanted to add one for the Holidays.
And no, the Islameter isnt going off .... hell I don't think this guy is even Jewish.
So Merry Future Christmas HBFFL,
Haha! And fucks you.
*another 'footthingy.' like a sub-foot Thanksgiving/Christmas fungus you don't have to spray for:
"We will make coffee metal.
-We will make everything metal."
*footthingy: Soooooo jazzed we have another team manager that is a Metalocalypse fan, I wanted to add one for the Holidays.
And no, the Islameter isnt going off .... hell I don't think this guy is even Jewish.
So Merry Future Christmas HBFFL,
Haha! And fucks you.
*another 'footthingy.' like a sub-foot Thanksgiving/Christmas fungus you don't have to spray for:
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