Millions and millions of people are always asking me every day, "LOBO, why didn’t you –the chiseled physical phenomenon- step in for the injured Jay Cutler and quarterback for the Chicago Bears?"
Well I’m glad you asked me that.
Well that’s what I think he said -it was really hard to hear with Matt Forte bitching that I was hoggin all the touchdowns, and Johnny Knox's incessant complaining that I was passing only to myself.
-And don’t get me started on that pansy Urlacher: "Ouch! You’re hitting me too hard! Wah!"