Reggie Wayne -my last hope- is now on the field warming up.
-Based on my team's performances so far, I figure here's the part where the Goodyear Blimp catches fire and one of the engines crashes on him -and freakishly only him- so the game continues. Or a rogue pom-pom is hurled by a cheerleader and takes out his eye. Or maybe a Civil War re-enactor forgets to take his meds and steals the bolts from the JumboTron support beams, hurling the apparatus down upon my ill-fated wide receiver. Or maybe a satellite falls out of orbit, ...
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Bald Spots didn't even play a kicker!
The upside is that we got high speed internet this week.
-I got to watch myself lose really, really fast.
Reggie Wayne -my last hope- is now on the field warming up.
-Based on my team's performances so far, I figure here's the part where the Goodyear Blimp catches fire and one of the engines crashes on him -and freakishly only him- so the game continues. Or a rogue pom-pom is hurled by a cheerleader and takes out his eye. Or maybe a Civil War re-enactor forgets to take his meds and steals the bolts from the JumboTron support beams, hurling the apparatus down upon my ill-fated wide receiver. Or maybe a satellite falls out of orbit, ...
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