Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tuesday Afternoon Quarterback: Sorry, I couldn't muster up energy for morning

The first time we played this season Leigh spanked me 107-78, I wrote this: in which I recounted past traumas of getting beaten up by girls.

The second time, she spanked me 168-67, I wrote this, and then even crowned her the Queen of the HBFFL:

And now she’s spanked me again, 117-88, this time in the most humiliating defeat of all, as with her victory, she goes on to the championship game against Chris Cameron, and with my loss, I go to face Matt with his White Strypers for the third time. At least, he didn’t me spank me both times we faced each other.

The first time, I demolished him 112-62, and then the second time he thought that 62 sounded so good that he held me to that same number as he scored 101 points.

In those first few posts about Leigh, I included all kinds of "poorly photoshopped crap" as my friend Poobomber over at The Other Side of Normal or "Mad Photoshopping Skillz" as I call them here and on my own blog. This time, I don’t think I can muster up the energy to "design" one.

Leigh has zapped me of all my energy.

Instead, I found a picture online that I think sums up how I feel. To see how I feel, click here.

Yep, that bad.

I’ve learned that Leigh is neither a fantasy virgin nor a fantasy slut. No, she is a fantasy dominatrix who will just leave you like that picture on the streets of Soho.

At least, that’s how I feel after this season.

Thanks, Leigh, for making my life a miserable hell. I just hope I can make it back to full strength for this weekend in time to face Matt.

8 comments:

Paula said...

Before you crown her the queen, find out if she is winning without ANY help whatsoever from any male type person in her home. If she truly just is a kick-ass fantasy football chick then I'm in declaring my love and adoration for her. If she got advice from someone with a penis, then next year I'm going to kick her skinny ass. And that's a promise. :-)

Chris C said...

The gauntlet has been thrown.

unfinishedrambler said...

Cat fight. I love it. Well, Leigh? What have you to say for yourself? Do we have an Internet war? Come on...give The People what they want. I'm sure even Renal Failure would be "down" with this action. What say you, RF? And what of the rest of our compatriots here at HBFFL? What say you, Canucklehead, Rickey, Matt, Lobo, AoE, and Great Leader Chris? I think a WWE cage match is in order. Free-for-all!

Okay, yes, I admit it I have cabin fever. Dang winter!

renalfailure said...

Leigh vs. Paula... okay, but I get to hold the camera and pick the outfits. Catholic School Girl Fight!

Ironically, I took all my fantasy football advice only from people with vaginas.

leigh said...

admit it. you just want to see me naked.

Paula said...

Damn! You (Leigh) saw right through my lame Attempt at trash talk. Do I still get to see you naked? :-)

Chris C said...

this thread is turning into one of those classic women in prison movies just without the hair pulling and scratching.

unfinishedrambler said...

I, for one, am enjoying it.