What does Renal Failure's brutal 55-point Week 5 loss to Predator Press tell us? Other than the fact that Eli Manning, Andre Johnson, and Brandon Jacobs put up more points than the entire starting Renal Roster (which wouldn't be true if DeSean Jackson's punt return touchdown counted toward his point total, but for the love of Zod those three put up Tecmo Bowl numbers)...
If you want to beat Renal Failure, you'd better bring it and bring it hard. Real hard.
Three of Renal Failure's four losses have come against opponents who scored more than 120 points that week. La Machine put up 123 in Week 2. Fantasy Virgin scored 121 in Week 4. Predator Press racked up a Week 5 high 128, a season high for any team in the league.
So if you want to win against Renal Failure, you'd better be prepared to put up a ridiculous amount of points. So are you, White Strypers? Are you prepared to do that? Do you think that you can put up 120+ points with your lineup? Because if you're not, just give Renal Failure the win and save Yahoo! Sports the trouble of calculating our point totals.
Also: Renal Failure should be ranked #5 in the HBFFL Power Rankings, because of the great amount of power it has taken others to keep Renal Failure in the Shadow Zone of being 1-4.
3 comments:
You failed to mention your own scores in these contests...128-73???
Strypers unite!!!
Well you'd better unite for a 120+ week, otherwise you're going to ruin another perfectly good theory of mine about my poor record that doesn't put any responsibility on me.
LOL!!! I know exactly what you mean RF - I can't really seem to figure out how to look at my older scores, but they were all really mediocre versus my opponents. We were actually offline (due to moving) until Tuesday and I was pretty stunned at the result.
The next few weeks I appear to be up against some of the consistently highest scoring teams in the league ... I'm setting my sights on the upper 200s from here on out ... :)
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