Monday, September 22, 2008

La Machine Leaves Disasters in its Wake

It hasn’t been pretty for the opponents of my well-stacked team. The latest victim is Predator Press who went down in flames to my awesomeness. His squad sank quicker then a lead balloon. It was so bad some reporter was yelling something about humanity.

For crying out loud it was only a fantasy football game. That reporter acted like it was some kind of natural disaster or big explosion or something. I put Houses of the Holy into the CD player and laughed manically at my 3-0 record.

My team has been so dominating Jay Cutler, the #1 fantasy football quarterback can’t even get off the bench.

Next up is another disaster waiting to happen as La Machine faces The White Strypers. What does that mean?

Bad news for The Strypers!