Predator Press
Lab results showed conclusively Monday morning that efforts to clone LaDanian Tomlinson were flawed, and all Predator Press HBFFL players were errantly injected with a contaminated DNA strain -a strain commonly resulting in a condition named “Tomlinson Toe.”
“Honestly,” replied Coach LOBO in post-game interviews. “I don’t know who to start beating first.”
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