There are five stages of grief the millions and millions of Predator Press fans should be expecting this weekend:
1) Denial: "No, I did not just see our beloved Preds get squished through a fine mesh diamond-edged screen into a pool of lava."
2) Anger: "Fuck 'fine mesh diamond-edged screen.' How did she get lava!?!"
C) Bargaining: "She's a chick, right? Chicks make dumb decisions sometimes, like to get 'tramp stamps' and to have 'emotions.' I mean look what's happened since we let them drive and vote. Ebola!"
37) Depression: "Maybe if I wept openly, she wouldn't have doubled LOBO's score."
"See ya in Week 16.
-and with an all new kicker.