Friday, October 17, 2014

Week 7: You Football Like a Girl

LOBO -Predator Press

There are five stages of grief the millions and millions of Predator Press fans should be expecting this weekend:

1) Denial: "No, I did not just see our beloved Preds get squished through a fine mesh diamond-edged screen into a pool of lava."

2) Anger: "Fuck 'fine mesh diamond-edged screen.' How did she get lava!?!"

C) Bargaining: "She's a chick, right? Chicks make dumb decisions sometimes, like to get 'tramp stamps' and to have 'emotions.' I mean look what's happened since we let them drive and vote. Ebola!"

37) Depression: "Maybe if I wept openly, she wouldn't have doubled LOBO's score."

π) Acceptance:  "See ya in Week 16.

-and with an all new kicker.


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