Saturday, September 6, 2014


Predator Press


It's Saturday night, and Tarken Hawkworthy, the Predator Press Offensive Coordinator, seems fidgety.

And perhaps rightly so.  Saturday is the day he is supposed to clean out the Predator Press refrigerator, and the Predator Press refrigerator was recently discovered to contain the kidney I am saving for Kim Jong-il, and a five year old pastrami sandwich.

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