Don't taunt your opponent in the comments on his blog.
Well, while I did shamelessly taunt Canucklehead in last week's edition of Tuesday Morning QB, I didn't taunt him in the comments on his blog-- and as a (I believe, direct) result, won 85-69 against his What the Canuck? team.
Don't believe everything you read.
Even though some sites that I frequent are high on a player (Tim Hightower) doesn't mean said player will actually put up high scores (unless you're in the world of Sesame Street and 3 is a big number):
T.J. Houshmandzadeh had only 65 yards for a whopping 6 fantasy points in Week 9 against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
This week, he had an eye-popping 149 yards and one touchdown for an ass-kicking 25 points.
Don't believe the hype.
On paper, based on records, La Machine and The White Strypers should have destroyed Renal Failure and Washington Crooks, respectively.
But both acronymic RF and AoE pulled out the win over two guys just content to use their real names Chris and Matt. Now that I'm using the UR symbol, maybe my luck will change:
Names of teams sometimes don't reflect the level of experience of a team.
Leigh is no fantasy virgin, as she now stands alone atop the HBFFL with an 8-3 record. If I dare say it --and I dare-- she is a fantasy slut.
Unfortunately, for me, I am facing Leigh this week, and last time I faced her I was spanked 107-66.
Next week's No. 1 lesson learned: Don't bring up past losses to an opponent you're playing that week-- and, oh, don't call her a slut, even if in jest.