The Googlyeyed Goons were looking to take out the Death Star that is La Machine but unlike the movies fantasy football is real life. The battle was not without it's turning points however.I had already made a classic meatball with McNabb but to make matters worse her WR, Roddy White caught a late touchdown in Monday night's game.
It was like the Rebel Alliance actually figured out what the hell this guy was saying...
Suddenly it's 65-61...
I'm only ahead by four? With Michael Turner being all runny and stuff? But alas, I had a trick up my sleeve...Quite operational. The challenge flag was thrown contesting the play and it was ruled not a catch.
Never underestimate the power of the dark side. It will take away a Roddy White touchdown and seven fantasy points quicker then you can say spygate.
Final score: 72-58. 5-3 and #2 overall.
Now some of you will wonder how the hell am I in second place. Well besides the awesomeness of my roster coupled with some astute free agent pickups the reason is simple: I am secretly a Sith Lord.
Along with the usual things like having a Death Star, a never-ending supply of infantry and weapons, and a really cool choking move (which does come in handy at the DMV by the way), the dark side of the force allows me to influence the outcomes of fantasy football matchups.Of course I don't do it all the time. That would be boring.
