RF Takes Nonames For A Ride

The nonames went up against Renal Failure in Week 8 and lost a squeaker by 10 points. In a roller coaster series of games, RF got an early lead Thursday night with 30 points turned in by QB Cam Newton. But after the early games Sunday nonames pulled ahead by about 30 points. After the late afternoon games nonames was still leading by 4 points. It was the Sunday night game that did the nonames in.

The nonames had one player left - my man Aaron Rodgers. But RF went up against us with Jordy Nelson and the Green Bay defence. The end result was  RF 117 and nonames 107. Crap.

Yahoo says the nonames could have beaten all the other teams in Week 8. All the other teams but Renal Failure. Thanks Yahoo.

Victor Cruz: Fantasy Failure

Victor Cruz, with a measly 8 points has now underachieved for the nonames in four straight games. What nonames should have done was bench Cruz and activate Golden Tate who garnered 23 points. It would have made the difference between winning and losing. Ah, isn't hindsight wonderful?

But even with the loss the nonames jumped one spot from 7th to 6th place and heading into Week 9 we're contemplating a victory against 7th place Bald Spots.

No offence there B.S. but I hope we don't go through this again...

Rubbing Salt In The Wound - Thanks Yahoo

This photo has nothing to do with football but everything to do with my fantasy.

"nonames scored 71 points against a projected 85.50 and underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row."

As if I needed to read that comment. Yeah, nonames lost last week and slipped into the netherlands of 7th place. That's what happens when you plug in Brandon Jacobs on Saturday and he's "O" just before game time Monday. There's no way to replace him at that late date. All possible replacement players are on the Waiver Wire and only available on October 23. What good is that for crying out loud?

But then I've always been an under-achiever. I failed Grade 9 and it's been all down hill since then. I dropped out of school. Hung out with the wrong crowd. Ended up in the big house. No really, after I got my life together I bought a big house. What did you think I meant?

My man Rodgers racked up 28 points but it wasn't enough. Going into Monday night's game I needed 26 points to beat Delusions of Adequacy. With Jacobs out all I had left was WR Victor Cruz. Cruz, in a NYG win, only came up with 5 fantasy points.

So here we sit, three spots below last week when we were in 4th position. This week I'm up against my old nemesis Renal Failure who currently sits in the #2 spot. Like the man says, please be kind RF.

There's a New Bald Spots in Town

Boy that was a rough week for the nonames. If we continue like this much longer I'll be bald before the end of the season.

My man Rodgers, and his largely on the ground game against Baltimore, came through with 26 fantasy points and RB Reggie Bush pulled in 18 points. But the rest of my guys phoned in their performances including WR Victor Cruz with 6 points, WR Dez Bryant with all of 3 points and K Steve Janikowski with 1.

Byes and injuries did us in, in our 97-63 loss to Predator Press, with TE Tony Gonzalez and K Matt Bryant among those on the nonames bench this week.

As a result the nonames slipped to 5th place and Predator Press vaulted into the number 2 spot. Way to go LOBO.  QB Jay Cutler's 23 points and fellow Bears WR Brandon Marshall's 20, not to mention WR Justin Blackman's 24 points helped you really put our match out of my reach.

And how did it make me feel?

This week nonames goes up against Delusions of Adequacy. Let's hope they live up to their name.

5th place? Frak!

Raised on Robbery

It would seem Troi's Future Ex-Cons are aptly named. This week they and their fantasy QB Peyton Manning stole a victory from the nonames. My man' Rodgers' measly 19 fantasy points couldn't hold a candle to Mr. Manning's 45. Even my reserve QB, Eli "Interception" Manning racked up more points than Mr Rodgers with 23.

Hey, Rodgers. Pull my finger.

My nonames had a bunch of under performing idiots lat week. Victor Cruz amassed 4 points.  David Wilson picked up 7 points. Reggie Bush gathered 6 points. What the hell?

And while the nonames were pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, the Ex Cons - in particular Manning - were pulling a bootleg. Hell he not only deaked out Dallas but the camera man too!

The one bright spot for nonames was WR Dez Bryant who really put in an effort with 30 points, more than double the Yahoo projection for him last week.

I don't know if there was a full moon last week or what but the nonames had to hire a fumigator to clean out their dressing room after last week's games because they stank so much.

So the Cons are number one and the nonames have slipped into 4th spot.

In the coming week we go up against that loopy luddite LOBO and his Predator Press, currently in 2nd place.

I sure hope we don't steal defeat from the jaws of victory two weeks in a row.

Nonames in Biggest Blowout 2 Weeks In a Row.

The only difference is Nonames were on the winning end of Week 2's Biggest Blowout. In Week 3 we were on the losing end to Bourbon Blasters to the tune of  59-126. And we slipped to third place while BBs took over our 2nd place spot.

How the hell did this happen? Someone called Drew Brees rubbed Aaron Rodgers nose in the football field dirt.

Wipe that smile off your face Brees. This supposed to be a picture of Rodgers.

BBs QB Brees chalked up 40 points against NNs QB Rodgers and his 14 measly fantasy points. At least Aaron has a job in TV commercials to fall back on. But it won't do the Nonames any good.

RB DeMarco Murray helped the BBs out too with 30 points.

I knew I'd lost the week before the first Sunday game was over and the fat lady and David Wilson and his pitiful 3 points hadn't even sung yet.

And it didn't help that Detroit pulled Reggie Bush before game time.

And the New York Giants in real life fell to the Panthers to the tune of 38-0. To the who? So Wilson(3)  was a big disappointment. As was Cruz(2).

Week 4 sees the Nonames take on 7th place Kerridan's Okay Team.

Don't worry Nonames. We'll get 'em next week.

Yeah, right, Aaron. You'v got a bye next week, dummy.

Well, okay.