Showing posts with label football humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football humor. Show all posts

Friday, September 9, 2011

Championships Go Better With Purple Drank


All I can say is you better hope you can handle the Purple Drank because it will eff you up if you are not prepared. Underestimate my squad and you will wake up on Tuesday mornings in a strange place missing your wallet. And you'll take another loss in the standings.

Let's look at my bomb roster (I'll spare you the round-by-round synopsis):

QB: Schaub, Cutler
RB: Rice, Turner, Blount, Starks, Sproles
WR: Wallace, Austin, Collie, Stevie Johnson, Evans, Sims-Walker
TE: Gronkowski
D: Atl
K: Henery

Most weeks this is what you will face when you play me this season:

QB: Schaub
RB: Rice
WR: Wallace
WR: Austin
Flex: Turner/Blount
TE: Gronk
D: Atl
K: Henery

This will be you...