TWICE this month, I deployed quarterbacks (Cutler, Locker) that delivered negative points. To paraphrase, I would have been better off not playing quarterbacks at all.
But this time it worked out. I was playing Renal Failure. My dear friend RF cunningly used Cam Newtron -the inventor of gravity- in an attempt to launch numerous bears into space. But the bears he was using were fat, shut-in bears, lazy from seven victories, while the Preds cleverly brought Brandon Marshall starving, malnourished, emaciated bear cubs. (Fuck you, PETA. This is football.)
|PETA: Brandon Marshall got 5|
points with aerodynamic "Cuddles."
She died bravely in a fumble,
and was very, very tasty.
Are we really going to let a sadistic, child torturing “teacher” win two seasons in a row?
-He makes our kids watch books!