I Think The Fat Lady Has Sung

Good Lord, the 9th place nonames (3-10) are playing the 1st place Future Ex-Cons (10-3) this week. I'm taking my cue from Sylvia Plath…and Renal Failure.

Silly Twit No-win Nonames

We're gonna skip all the blow-by-blow intricacies. All you need to know is with this week's loss to Kerridan's Okay Team, nonames has now lost 9 weeks in a row, has a 3-10 record and sits in 9th place in the HBFFL.

If you missed us in action in Week 13, I've saved you the video tape…

Meh

What are we?

The Rob Ford of the NFL?

Must be.

Yahoo sports says the nonames are full of underachievers.

Week 12 saw nonames lose to Bourbon Blasters 83-76.

That's a record 8 losses in a row.

Well at least we're first in something.

WR Victor Cruz and his 1 point and TE Tony Gonzalez and his 4 points contributed to keeping the nonames out front in losses.

Boy it sucks to be me.

Meh.

Pass it to me Rob, I'm open…

This is the last time I take fantasy advice from this guy.

We're #8!

The Packers gave my man Aaron Rodgers a new helmet.

As a result of week 10's match-up between no names and Gerrog's Ninjas, nonames now has the distinction of having the longest current losing streak in the HBFFL. Hey it's not everybody that can claim such a record. Um, in fact, it's nobody else that even comes close.

I'm not going to go into a blow-by-blow overview of the nonames loss. But when Ninja's St Louis Rams' defence racks up 25 points you can understand how the fix was in.

WR Golden Tate and RB Reggie Bush racked up 21 and 15 respectively but it wasn't enough. WR Victor Cruz carried the ball for 3 fantasy points. And with primo QB Aaron Rodgers out, back up QB Eli Manning only racked up 9 points. The score: Ninjas 88 - nonames 70.

8th place? 6 straight losses? How do I feel about all this?

Nowins Nonames

nonames 41 vs Bald Spots 87

I don't want to talk about it.

Byes killed the nonames.

Then Chicago killed Rodgers,

Then an injured Rodgers killed nonames.

After five straight losses I'm changing the name of the team from nonames to nowins.

Eighth place?

WTF.