Tuesday, September 10, 2013

He Da Man!

I'm talking about Aaron Rodgers. He and his Packers may have lost to the Giants last week but he racked up 32 fantasy points for my nonames nevertheless, en route to a 119-81 win over newcomer Gerrog's Ninjas.

Get up, man, I'm talking about you.

It wasn't a good week for any of our newcomers, all of them - and Renal Failure - going down to defeat.

The nonames victory was ably assisted by Victor Cruz with 36 points and Reggie Bush in his brand spanking new Detroit uniform - and a busted thumb - with 32 points.

David Wilson had a terrible game what with several fumbles and a touchdown off one of them racking up a big minus 1 for the 2012 #1 draft pick.

This is the third year I've had Rodgers as my #1 QB. Where did it get me? Certainly not to the playoffs.

But this year's gonna be different. I'm gonna cut back on the trash talk and ease up on the put-downs.

I'm gonna let my players speak for me. Well, except for David Wilson.

Next week we play Purple Drank. He won this week too.

So we're evenly matched.

Bring it on Mr. Kool-Aid. You're going up against the highest ranked - and paid - QB in the league.

Oh, he da man. He da King!


nonamedufus said...

I'm glad I didn't Play Troi. He had Payton Manning who garnered 58 points!

Chris C said...

I got your discount double check right here. *crosses forearms in an "x" shape over his fly*.

Michael Wolfe said...

Ooo! A discount?

nonamedufus said...

A subtle dis indeed, Chris.