Michael Vick Buys a Dog

As you can see by the picture above, taken during a recent workout, Vick made the perfect choice. It is a bit of wishful thinking though wearing the Falcons uniform. I don't think they will sign him.
There is no truth to the rumor he used the alias "Ron Mexico" to purchase the dog however.
Detroit Tries out Midget Cheerleaders to Boost Fan Interest, Cute Factor
When a team is coming off an 0-16 season it is a good idea to try any stunt or gimmick to put fans in the seats, especially when they play in Detroit.
Hoping to boost ticket sales the Lions' front office announced they would be trying out little people for the cheerleading squad during training camp.
A current player, who wished to remain anonymous because he was speaking off the record said: "Every time I see one I just want to pick them up and hug them. They are just that cute."

Never pass out in the same house as your crazy girlfriend, especially when she has access to weapons. Did anyone not learn from the John Wayne Bobbitt experience?

Brett Favre Looks to QB High School Team

Head Coach Bubba Franklin was excited about his team's chances: "With Brett on our team we could easily win the state championship and lead the league in interceptions thrown at the same time. Few high school teams can brag about doing that."