Monday, September 22, 2008

Flawed Tomlinson DNA Discovered, Numerous Predator Press Scienticians Slain



Predator Press

Lab results showed conclusively Monday morning that efforts to clone LaDanian Tomlinson were flawed, and all Predator Press HBFFL players were errantly injected with a contaminated DNA strain -a strain commonly resulting in a condition named “Tomlinson Toe.”

“Honestly,” replied Coach LOBO in post-game interviews. “I don’t know who to start beating first.”

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